Apr 10, 2001 6:45:14 AM
As you know, nothing goes together like the financial services industry and sticky, righteous verse, so here’s a little pecuniary poetry for the rhyming inept. It’s all about the art, man. Dig it.
Profits through knowledge:Hire strong branch managers or Invest small fortunes?
Car loan – buy a shirt Banking/shopping togetherLike Tina and Ike
Lending’s alluringBut investment bankers getAll the hottest chicks
… low cost provider…… unmatched customer service…… via bricks and clicks…
“<Insert bank name here>
“Narrow management bandwidth”
“Sir, you need a plan”
Where’s a guy gotta go to find some decent Japanese banking verse in this town? Send yours in, please. Remember: 5-7-5, baby…– smh
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