Banking Haiku

As you know, nothing goes together like the financial services industry and sticky, righteous verse, so here’s a little pecuniary poetry for the rhyming inept. It’s all about the art, man. Dig it.

CRM

Profits through knowledge:
Hire strong branch managers or
Invest small fortunes?

BANK RETAIL PORTALS

Car loan – buy a shirt
Banking/shopping together
Like Tina and Ike

CAREER CHOICES

Lending’s alluring
But investment bankers get
All the hottest chicks

CLICHE NATIONAL BANK

… low cost provider…
… unmatched customer service…
… via bricks and clicks…

CONSULTANTSPEAK

“<Insert bank name here> ”
“Narrow management bandwidth”
“Sir, you need a plan”

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Where’s a guy gotta go to find some decent Japanese banking verse in this town? Send yours in, please. Remember: 5-7-5, baby…
– smh